For Valentine's, I'm thinking of taping the wife and I mid coitus and emailing it to the family, what would be?

the best setting for this scene? The garden? the kitchen? the shower?
For Valentine's, I'm thinking of taping the wife and I mid coitus and emailing it to the family, what would be?
I say ....... garden, but it's probably snow covered so maybe rent a really sleezy motel room with a garden theme?
Reply:I suggest Scotch Super Duper Sticky Clear Packing Tape.





You might need more then 1 roll, though, and get one of those tape holder thingy's with a big handle that you can pass to each other while you're taping. It'll save ya time and sore shoulders.





:D
Reply:I'd say the toilet. Make sure you use it first and don't flush, and make sure that at some point you show that.





Either that, or anal sex in their dining room. That should really impress them. Have any plugs or beads? That'd be cool.
Reply:Definitely the bathroom. Make sure there is a huge turd in the toilet, and you don't flush it, so it can be caught on camera. It will add to the ambiance.
Reply:On the family cemetary plot.
Reply:Bend her over with her head facing the toilet bowl and scream out her mother's name while you look directly in the camera.
Reply:definitely on the dining room or kitchen table. Some place they might have eaten when they were last at your house.
Reply:I would go kitchen, that way if you get thirsty you have easy access to a beer!
Reply:a moonshine still.





that would be the perfect hillbilly slack jawed yokel backdrop to your little troll.
Reply:Why don't you just invite them to watch at the next get together. Dispense with the trouble of video tape and do it live.
Reply:The divorce court.
Reply:Does it matter? You'd probably get silence either way.
Reply:How about a circus tent?





That's the most fitting environment for two azzclowns.....
Reply:How about in one of THEIR beds? That should give them a thrill.
Reply:How about a courtroom? Because that's where you'll end up if you do it.
Reply:go to each of the family's houses and film a little at each house!
Reply:How will you get the tape around you both?
Reply:you're deranged..........but I'll have to say.....the kitchen.......